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I Live Here Now by Jackie Clark Chapbook
I Live Here Now by Jackie Clark
The latest offering from Lame House Press (which "irregularly publishes chapbooks from emerging poets"), Jackie Clark's I Live Here Now, reads like the description of an object that is just out of view, or the description of a feeling about an event, always at one remove. The only commitment to titling pieces is the recurring ( ) which introduces each poem. Maybe there's too much invitation to speculate, and maybe the reader begins to think, "now that's a handsome SWAT team guy" (ahem, awkward), or maybe there is just enough and each of the 15 poems may expand in the brain pan like a Shrinky Dink and take on that encoded form. An incomplete list of obsessions (go on, obsess) found herein: repetition, "counting the moments like counting the moments," lists, "prolongs the anti-effacing, / prolongs the darkness," reversal of the word onto the word, "even without the pay off, / which is the pay off," "all this while someone may or may not be looking over my shoulder," and a romance with the end-stop comma, which may or may not be self-evident. Available for $5 (+$1 shipping) from Lame House Press in a limited edition of 100. Jackie Clark can be found at nohelpforthat.com. Did I mention I'm a fan? –– AH

Ironing Board Collective Site
Ironing Board Collective
The thinking person's fashion blog. From fashion in Rwanda to: Cranston, cobblers, the mementos of generations past, and Joan Didion, the bloggers at IBC keep reminding us of what is relevant and fascinating about fashion. Eschewing (because all writing about fashion must contain the word "eschew") crap writing in favor of the insightful, topical, and downright divine (also obligatory usage) commentary on the relationship between the human imperative to adorn oneself and the tools we create to carry out said imperative. Co-founded by (my writer crush forever) Michelle Tea, Leo Plass, Michael von Braithwaite and Thomas Page McBee, co-edited by Michael and Thomas, and contributing-edited by Carrie Leilam Love, the Collective (not quite like the Borg, I gather) initiates in a multifaceted discussion about clothing (and society, and gender roles, and culture, and fandom) while soliciting new voices to join them (submissions are here). I resist the urge to copy their manifesto here, because that would be cheating. Let it be known, however, that it contends that our relationship with our second skins is relevant, complex, and worthy of being written about intelligently and with a degree of reverence. Which is exactly what they do.––AH

Barreracudas: Nocturnal Missions Music
Barreracudas: Nocturnal Missions
The first LP from the Barreracudas from Douchemaster Records goes down like a turkey rubbed in butter (too soon?): without tenderness but with undeniable appeal. There is no downside to being this cool, and these guys have been cool (singly, together, & Hiss) for a while now (not as long as Murtaugh, though). It's catchy sans saccharine. U won't catch urself wishing u could be the girl in any of their songs, but u'll dance & sing along (and forgive the spelling). The only thing better than the vinyl (with requisite mp3 download) is seeing the 'cudas play live in a parking lot & dancing like a jerk. If we've learned anything from Justin Bieber, it's that being a screaming fangirl is gross (though most likely pretty profitable) and the fall of our idols requires the rise of new anti-idols, maybe just some dudes, and possibly ones that make it okay to have fun without pretending to be something that u are not. -AH

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Monday, Dec. 19

couple of old Kim Jong Il pieces (for the broken hearted)

Tuesday, Nov. 22

Newt Gingrich for U.S. Toilet Inspector General

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Tuesday, Nov. 1

If The Madoffs Had Succeeded...

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Features

Prologue: This Fragile Fortress

Thomas McBee

01.19.12

Thomas Page McBee is running––down a street in Oakland, down a stretch of history, down a thread like an ant in the description of a tesseract. In the prologue of his (as yet) unpublished memoir "about crime, family, and masculinity," This Fragile Fortress, McBee brings his hands together in a flash––a boyish Mrs. Who––and the ant passes from who Thomas was into who he is about to be. Oakland, California: 2010.

Sport

Year of the Quarterback

Adam Underhill

01.06.12

'Penn and Teller could have devoted an entire episode of Bullshit! to the "run the ball first" canard,' as this season proved to be all about the QBs. From Tebowmania to the precision of Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees, Adam Underhill looks forward to the playoffs and the quarterbacks still in contention.

Features

Top 10 Moving-Image Events of 2011

Bradford Nordeen

12.29.11

From feature to porn to trailer to meme, Bradford Nordeen assembles his 10 favorite "moving-image events" of 2011.

Books

Girls in Trouble

Winston Ward

12.26.11

Douglas Light has built a world of characters tossed into the air with a fascination for their lack of safety. Their context fails to hold them on the page, and as they arc out over the unknown, Winston Ward analyzes their doomed trajectory with one eye down the barrel of a shotgun. The hunted, haunted heroines of Light's Girls in Trouble.

Columns

Things My Bitches Taught Me

Jayne OConnor

12.22.11

As we hurtle into the shortest, darkest day of the mercenary holiday season, author Jayne O'Connor recounts her tale of accidental redemption. How fostering dogs can transform you into one bad bitch.

Art

Experience the Wait: Carsten Holler

Bradford Nordeen

12.15.11

Here's an idea: art is about access to an imagined experience. Half Seward Street slide and half Escaliers de Montmarte, Carsten Höller's Untitled (Slide), 2011 is the centerpiece/centrifuge of his New Museum installation Experience, running from October 26 through January 15, 2012. Bradford Nordeen takes a trip through the funhouse of Höller's making and sends back reports on the waiting front. Here's the slide, here's your ticket ro ride.

Sport

Stupid Ostrich Tricks, or Why Gary Bettman and the NHL Are on the Wrong Side of the Fighting Debate

Pete Hausler

12.15.11

The death of Derek Boogaard earlier this year sparked a controversy in the hockey community: was it drugs and alcohol, or too many concussions suffered on the ice that led to Boogaard's advanced chronic traumatic encephalopathy and early passing? Pete Hausler lays down some knowledge on the importance of the Separation of Fighting and Hockey. As in: it's possible. As in: what are you afraid of, Gary Bettman?

Columns

ANNUAL THOMPSON FAMILY CHRISTMAS LETTER 2011

Peter Thompson

12.10.11

It's that time again for reflection, when magazines make best of lists way ahead of New Years to assist you in developing a cheat sheet for buying yourself a bunch of records, books or whatever for the holidays when you know in your gut you really you should be buying Uggs or fleece blanket-robes for everyone in your family, toys for homeless kids or sending $30 to Reno's Occupy Wall Street Movement to keep it afloat. Or you could be like Peter Thompson, puzzling over Kardashian tweets and kicking dope. Merry, merry…