Spend some quality time with skate punks greatest boozers. Break out the Thrasher mix tapes for reference and steal some of your dad's Budweisers. Build a ghetto mini-ramp out of stolen lumber from a construction site, and carve a nice little frontside grind for old times because this is your night. Screw St. Patty's Day. With Cerebral Ballzy, who that dude from Street Boners and TV Carnage, Gavin McInnes is always hyping so I have to assume he thinks they're like some coked-out version of Jesus, Born Loose, and World War IX.